Remember When We Used To Blog?

Oh, those were the days... You know, before computers and cell phones with touch screens and talking ducks and/or geckos on television and digital television and lcd televisions and push button telephones and companies that make billions of money that don't make anything and oil spills that threaten to kill all life in the Gulf of Mexico and other stuff. Damn! I used to walk to school uphill in the snow only to turn around and walk to the park where I ditched and smoked clove cigarettes and ate corn dogs dipped in mustard, and not that shitty brown mustard, the good yellow mustard which is also good on a pastrami sandwich, by the way. Let's not even get into the whole pancakes thing, I could type for weeks about that... and eggs.