Thursday, October 04, 2007

Spam is good with liberal amounts of Cheeze Whiz!

Ok, so I'm shooting this naked girl the other day and she looks at me longingly as if to say, come hither (or some other Shakespearean type "come here" phrase). I looked at her for a few seconds because I was a bit cornfused, but the longer I looked the weirder her expression became until it looked more like she was saying, "I have a very bad itch on my back, could you get it for me?" Well, by then, the shot was done and now I have the perfect image for my portfolio. I'm going to send it out as a direct mail piece to all of the ad agencies that deal with clients that make those bamboo back scratchers that you get in your tropical drinks in Waikiki. I'm gonna be rich!!!

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