Erron Olive

Erron Olive was a sad boy. He made music for sometime but not anymore. He left for the north pole for the xmas season with his buddy Dave and girlfriend Rita. They played in the snow and ate egg salad sandwiches. It was nice.

Phillip thought of his inner electronic workings as railways he could travel on.

Oscar liked to get wrapped up in things

Eric Liked To Sit In The Library Wearing His Mom's Bra All Stuffed With Tissue, All The While Waiting For Someone To Call Him "Ma'am"

He also pulled his hair over his face to disguise his tiny beard.

Father Christmas had his own don't ask, don't tell policy

Gandhi was not amused by the paparazzi

Mr. Rooster liked to color his hens eggs

He was also computer savvy.

Mr Potato Head was always ashamed of his potato body and ears

He often dreamt of beets and having a beet for a body instead.

The rooster's ghost will not crow

Henry likes to wear many ties like scarves

He also likes to drink wine when it's cold out.

Sometimes Bradley gets high and his feet and mind float off.

Bradley is also a fan of modern art.

Sometimes Peter felt too small for his stay at home job.

The White House Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) Uploading Anti Drug Videos to Youtube

The White House is distributing government-produced, anti-drug videos on YouTube, the trendy Internet service that features clips of wacky, drug-induced behavior and step-by-step instructions for growing marijuana plants.

The decision to distribute public service announcements and other videos over YouTube represents the first concerted effort by the U.S. government to influence customers of the popular service, which shows more than 100 million videos per day.

The administration said it was not paying any money to load its previously produced videos onto YouTube's service, so the program is effectively free. Already by Tuesday, when the White House formally announced its video efforts, thousands of YouTube users had watched some of the government's videos.

"If just one teen sees this and decides illegal drug use is not the path for them, it will be a success," said Rafael Lemaitre, a spokesman for the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy.

WTF! Go to their user profile to see what videos they've uploaded or read more of the original article.

When will the insanity end?

MIND DEPROGRAMMING

Russian Inventor Patents Invisibility Cloak

A professor from the department of quantum and optical electronics of the Ulyanovsk State University in western Russia has patented a method of making things invisible, Interfax news agency reported.

The so-called invisibility cloak, created by Oleg Gadomsky, is called “The method of conversion of optical radiation” in the patent.

Gadomsky had been long experimenting on nanoparticles of gold. He now claims to have invented a sub-micron stratum of microscopical colloid golden particles that makes an object placed behind it invisible to an observer.

“Only static objects can be made invisible for the time being, as during motion the radiation frequency changes. But soon it will be possible to create a cap of darkness and a magic cloak like Harry Potter’s,” the scientist believes.

Thoughts of Chuck Norris

I was inadvertently roundhouse kicked by just the thought of Chuck Norris once.

In which we delve into the pyschological repercussions of events from a past life.

My name was Wendy Halftrousers. I was a burly man and spoke in coarse words. Once in a fit of anger I rolled a friar into a gulch and belched an entire weeks rations after him. Garbed in only Melvins Plaid Suit of Intoxication I single handedly caused the collapse of the nation Texicus, lost to history until now. Inadvertently I invented the idea of Chuck Norris whilst churning butter from a stone. I had been known to cleave a man in twain without spilling a drop of mead from my flagon. As a hobby I practiced the fine and dark arts of vivisection. All of this and it still didn't stop everyone from laughing about the fact my name was Wendy Halftrousers.

He has a hairpiece and he's only 5' 10"

So I don't normally take customers off the street. Well, what I mean is that the general public usually can't afford me. So when I got an email from a real estate agent asking if I could shoot a head shot for her, I had second thoughts. Anyway, I decided to give her a price (a few hundred bucks, quick and simple) and she said OK. Her next email informed me that her only concern was that she was 6' 6" tall and she didn't want the pictures to be looking up at her. "No worries about your height" I told her. "I have a very tall ladder. :-)"

So this morning she showed up and my first thought was that she had to be a man. She had a slim to medium build and long blonde hair. I kept looking for an Adam's apple, but if she/he had one, I couldn't tell. She was actually quite nice and loved the pictures I took of her. She had one of those names, like Deana, that could have been changed from a man's name with one simple letter. Oh, and some or all of this may be true, or maybe it isn't, or maybe just one small part is a lie. I'll leave it up to you to decide.

I'm glad this blog has been brought back from the dead! I'll try to post something a bit more strange like I used to when I get some motivation.

Mmmmm Mackerel in a Squeezable tube!

Liver Postei

One thing I cannot stand is liver or liver Pâté. My mom used to try and cook liver for us as kids, liver and onions that is. It was thee grossest thing ever. Anyway, people seem to love Liver Pâté in Norway but it's called Liver Postei. The most famous brand here has a picture of this cute Norwegian kid on the packaging making the stuff look innocent. But it's not. Oh and Mackerel Pâté is popular too, and OMFG you should see and smell this stuff. Es horrible.

Tomato And Basil

Muskrats aren't nearly as scary as Meerkats. Wait, Meerkats are hecka cute, so never mind. Continue...

he squeaked

i totally just saw a muskrat.

The business of sun bathing and the evaporating effects of the sun, damascus 50 BC

Damascus is (not well known) to be the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world. It is thought to have been first inhabitated between 8,000 and 10,000 BC however it is not well documented as an important city. Anyway, Sovereignty over Damascus passed from the Assyrians to the Chaldaeans (Neo-Babylonians) under King Nebuchadnezzar in 572 BC. Then to Alexander the great, to the Seleucid empire, then to the Ptolemaic empire after 332 BC. Damascus soon become a popular city with trade routes between Arabia, Petra and Palmyra around 222 BC. Damascus's importance as a caravan city was evident with these trade routes and being near the river Barada which the towns walls are enclosed by.

Ok, so onto 64 BC where St. Paul (of the old testament) is passing through and has a vision. He is struck blind immediately and soon converts to Christianity. Because of his calling or vision as it were he decideds to stay, setting up a small camp near Barada where he lives and makes his living as a prophet. Because he is blind and Damascus is hot, he invents sunbathing. Partially due to his incessant passion about the sun but also because it is hot and laying near the flowing river is cooling and soothing to him. Passers-bye on route to Petra and Arabia hot and tired see St. Paul sunbathing with a growing number of sunbathers following his actions, taking in the sun and quietly murmuring hymns of grace. Because Damascus is so hot followers would (after hours of in the sun) turn to the water to cool down. They would bathe in the waters and soon return to continue sunbathing. Each person would take turns cooling off and return to their spot where others would watch the water evaporate from their skin and wait in anticipation for their turn. It was mystifying. As time went on St. Paul took donations for being able to sunbathe in his small commune of Christians where he lectured and spoke the word. Soon others who claimed land decided to charge as well to sunbathe and be able to watch the water evaporate from their bodies. It was deemed a cleansing effect that should be payed for. The holy water returning to the heavens where God would cleanse you and make you clean again. This lasted approximately 37 years until the Romans conquered Damascus and claimed it as their own, putting an end to the business of sunbathing. I love you.

The inners and outers of circular involvement in regards to consciousness acceptance with breath being the god engine

In a DMT test last night I was able to exhale and step into my own breath vortex which was a split second creation of an entire galaxy complete as our own. My breath was a bubble just as when you blow bubbles as a kid, except I was able to step into it as I produced it. I became smaller and entered this whole other world where everything was small. The beings I met inside were small like children but old and wise. They tumbled and tossed and talked to me without words. Inside we exhaled and created more new galaxies which we explored together. We danced and sang and the wise ones explained this phenomenon to me. "This is how all life is formed" they said at once, because it wasn't a single voice I heard, it was a total voice. The voice of all creation. "Without you and your breath", they said, "We don't exist". And "without us, you and your breath don't exist". To keep everything balanced we must inhale and take in what we have created. So we as bodies become the new galaxies. Bubbles of life and realities that grow inside us infinetely. It happens every second we breath and we can choose to either explore outwards or inwards. We all laughed and sang again and I exhaled some more. Watching my breath form new galaxies for me to explore.