Life as a Peach

I was wondering the other day. Just then a cop on a motorcycle reaches into my car window and grabs my seat belt.

CHiPs: Shouldn't you be wearing this?
Me: Uh,... I... was on my way to the shop to get it fixed. It's broken.
CHiPs: OK, then I'll give you a ticket for speeding back there instead.
Me: Wow! You have a great jaw line. Do you model?
CHiPs: Step out of the car please.