Does your mother sew?

The greatest thing to happen to America is about to happen.

Yes, I've gone to the future, folks. I went to see who would be president in '08. I didn't bring pictures of the losers. And Marty and Doc told me not to alter the future, but I can't contain my giddyness.

Here is your next president.

Singing In The Rain, or How I Lost My Virginity.

Have you ever had pancakes? Wow, I just discovered this delicacy and let me tell you something, they were excellent. I was in my private jet flying home from the jungles of Brazil when I found out that one of my crew members had smuggled some onboard. At first I was all. "Are you crazy?" But then I was all, "Let me try'em!" Just like eggs, I was a late bloomer on the pancake thing and I'm going to eat them every night for dinner until I explode. That is if I don't get killed by the Brazilian Pancake Cartel first.