Saturday, April 30, 2005

Pshh

Last night I was escaping from a monkey town and I was hiding in these hill billies minivan and we were stopped at a gas station and the guys following us caught up with us and I offered to take them to Disneyland and they thought about it for a second then agreed so we all went there and I tried to escape again but there was a guy handing out martinis at the Disneyland Park so when I passed him I couldn't resist and I ordered a vodka martini shaken not stirred with a splash of raspberry sake and then I had them put it in a spill proof martini glass and I ran away really fast and then Goofy was fondling me on the tram and I punched him in the larynx and ran to my car.

Moral of the story: Don't eat cat food


now playing: Solex - Randy Costanza